Saturday, April 7, 2007

Sperm banks, terrorists, and teenage vasectomies

The title can only mean one thing: it's the Saturday letters to the editor of the Telegram and Gazette!

Here's one man's plan to level the playing field when it comes to a woman's right to choose:
Adolescent males, upon reaching puberty, should secure seminal samples in a reputable sperm bank. Then they should undergo a vasectomy. Only then can they have the same freedom of choice now granted to women.

Of course, we might be left to wonder what would become of the future of America if terrorists decided to target those sperm banks.
We might also be left to wonder what in hell this guy is talking about.

Previous T&G Letters to the Editor:
"T&G Readers are off their meds again"
"I like Jasmine Guy"
BREAKING: Election fraud in Auburn
"The sting of unboozed Democrats"
"Why is Mitt Romney ashamed of Massachusetts?"
"hot condiments cause them to be...interested in sex"
Disgust with that nasty Francona grows
It's that dirty Francona's fault
T&G reader takes on terrorism
Worcester: the San Diego of the East
Is State Senator Barrios a Bush Crony
Rem-Dawg Debate Rages in Worcester
Jerry Remy has "lost all touch with reality"


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