Saturday, September 16, 2006

"hot condiments cause them to be...interested in sex"

It's Saturday and you know what that means...those crazy oldsters have the Telegram and Gazette letters page all to themselves. Today's installment just might move right to the top of the list:
I wish to commend the writer of "Whole family can benefit when one member goes meatless" (Telegram & Gazette, Aug. 2). This is so true.

The famous physician, Dr. Benjamin Spock, was absolutely right when he said that children should never be given any meat. These flesh foods are stimulating to the nerves and passions. Today, children's immature bodies are deluged with meat, sugar and drugs. These items, as well as hot condiments, cause them to be whining, screaming, moody and interested in sex and their poor parents are wondering where they went wrong in raising their families.

Meat and eggs are aphrodisiacs. Eggs are very good for ridding the body of certain poisons but they should be used in moderation. Some children should not eat them at all.
Hmmmm. Benjamin Spock did write that children should have a meat- and dairy-free diet, but he certainly didn't write the rest of that. Bet I know who did.


Previous T&G Letters to the Editor:
Disgust with that nasty Francona grows
It's that dirty Francona's fault
T&G reader takes on terrorism
Worcester: the San Diego of the East
Is State Senator Barrios a Bush Crony
Rem-Dawg Debate Rages in Worcester
Jerry Remy has "lost all touch with reality"


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