Sunday, February 18, 2007

The Driving Nazi

A Telegram and Gazette reader has found a way to solve the problems of reckless, drunk teen drivers. Here is his plan, straight out of 1930s Europe:
....Drivers between 16 and 18 years of age should have a florescent yellow stripe on the back bumper of their vehicles, whether it’s their vehicle or their parent’s vehicle.

Police able to randomly stop these vehicles. If adults are driving, let them go. If teenagers are driving and alcoholic beverages or drugs are suspected, they should not be allowed to continue on. They should never be chased by the police. The license plate number should be taken down, and if they run, a call should be made to their parents and their license should be taken away for 90 days.
Maybe we should also put blue stripes on seniors' cars, red stripes on the cars of people with moving violations, and paint question marks on the bumpers of people who have a tendency to get lost.

Previous T&G Letters to the Editor:
T&G Readers are off their meds again
"I like Jasmine Guy"
BREAKING: Election fraud in Auburn
"The sting of unboozed Democrats"
"Why is Mitt Romney ashamed of Massachusetts?"
"hot condiments cause them to be...interested in sex"
Disgust with that nasty Francona grows
It's that dirty Francona's fault
T&G reader takes on terrorism
Worcester: the San Diego of the East
Is State Senator Barrios a Bush Crony
Rem-Dawg Debate Rages in Worcester
Jerry Remy has "lost all touch with reality"

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