According to a recent article on World Net Daily, infertility, obesity, poorly endowed men, and even homosexuality are caused by too much soy--"the devil food"--in our diets.Really.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.This just brings everything into clarity. I now realize the world is made up of two types of people: puny soy-loving gays and well-hung Christian beefeaters (insert Ted Haggard joke here).
And women, too. I guess that's three types of people.
But this part leaves me a little confused:
Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?So are man-boobs a product of excess fat, or excess estrogen?
Even with that mystery unsolved, it's nice to know that we've finally found what causes early puberty in girls, late puberty in boys, leukemia, breast cancer, infertility and obesity.
And "the gay."
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