No Gobbling

Just for the record, anyone who asks if you had a "Happy Gobble Gobble Day" is a maroon.

And "Turkey Day" isn't much better.

Would you (and you know who you are) wish someone a "Happy Ham Day" or a "Happy Oink Oink Day" at Easter? No?

Then I beg of you, please, stick to "Thanksgiving."

Tags: Thanksgiving Turkey Stupid People Maroons