Friday, March 30, 2007

Today's Forecast: Mischief, Shenanigans

Got this in my box this morning from the National Weather Service in Taunton:
MOSTLY SUNNY CONDITIONS AND LOW HUMIDITY VALUES FRIDAY WILL BRING AN ELEVATED FIRE WEATHER RISK TO MUCH OF THE REGION....

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WE ARE NOT FORECASTING FIRES...BUT RATHER FORECASTING CONDITIONS THAT ARE CONDUCIVE TO FIRE GROWTH AND BEHAVIOR.
For instance, a beautiful sunny 65-degree day is, in fact, the perfect weather for boys to play with matches. Look for subsequent warnings of an elevated "Riding on Handlebars" risk and "Foul Ball through the window" risk.

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