Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Red Sox All-Massachusetts Team

While I spent most of the weekend sitting on the couch recovering from a minor surgical procedure and bored absolutely out of my mind, I decided to put together a team of Red Sox players whose share last names with Massachusetts towns. If you ask why I decided to do this, you'll get no answer. I have no idea.

Anyway, I set a few arbitrary parameters for my research:
  • The players name has to be a phonetic or spelling match to one of Massachusetts 351 cities or towns. For instance, Mike Lowell is an exact match to the city of Lowell. John Lester is a phonetic match to the town of Leicester.
  • Players who have names of Massachusetts places that are not official cities and towns have been excluded (Chad Bradford and Reggie Jefferson, for instance).
  • Finally, players whose names are part of a city or town name are not included. So Ted Williams is omitted even though his name is part of Williamstown.
I came up with a nearly complete 40-man roster (see update below), with 22 pitchers and 17 hitters. So I've put together a 25-man playing roster (12 pitchers and 13 hitters) and put the other 14 players in the minors. Here is my Red Sox all-Massachusetts team, with their stats with Boston:

Starting Pitchers
Player          Years      W    L   ERA  SV      IP    SO
Josh Beckett 2006-08 48 28 4.11 0 579.2 524
Erik Hanson 1995 15 5 4.24 0 186.2 139
Bill Lee 1969-78 94 68 3.64 13 1503.1 578
John Lester 2006-08 27 8 3.81 0 354.2 262
Tim Wakefield 1995-08 164 145 4.02 22 2781.2 1797
The starting pitching is clearly the strength of the pitching staff (and the team as a whole). There really weren't any tough choices in putting this group together. The only significant starter left out was Jack Russell, who had three consecutive 18-loss seasons between 1929-31 and ended his career with four straight seasons of 5+ ERAs.

Bullpen
Player          Years      W    L   ERA  SV      IP    SO
Tom Bolton 1978-92 21 23 4.45 1 368.0 231
Wes Gardner 1986-90 17 26 4.73 12 403.0 316
Sid Hudson 1952-54 16 22 3.73 7 361.2 137
Joe Hudson 1995-97 6 7 4.40 2 126.2 62
Mike Paxton 1977 10 5 3.83 0 108.0 58
Allan Russell 1919-22 27 28 3.74 10 527.2 210
Jeff Russell 1993-94 1 9 3.61 45 74.2 63
This is a really mediocre group. When Jeff Russell and Wes Gardner are holding down the back of the bullpen, you're in big trouble. Allan Russell, Tom Bolton and Mike Paxton could all be credible long men who could also start. But I wouldn't want to turn too many leads over to this group.

Starting Line-up (by position)
Pos Player          Years       G    AB    R     H   HR   RBI   SB   OBP   SLG   AVG
C Bob Montgomery 1970-79 387 1185 125 306 23 156 6 .296 .372 .258
1B Rip Russell 1946-47 106 326 30 65 7 38 1 .248 .304 .199
2B Jack Barry 1915-19 319 1074 116 241 2 78 22 .286 .268 .224
SS Larry Gardner 1908-17 1123 3919 496 1106 16 481 134 .347 .377 .282
3B Mike Lowell 2006-08 420 1581 216 469 58 273 7 .353 .481 .297
OF Fred Lynn 1974-80 828 3062 523 944 124 521 43 .385 .520 .308
OF Carl Everett 2000-01 239 905 143 254 48 166 20 .338 .519 .281
OF Lou Clinton 1960-64 412 1427 190 359 49 198 7 .307 .440 .252
Not a great group, although Lowell, Lynn, and Everett are all good players. Larry Gardner was a decent SS for his time. But the group of hitters is so weak, I can't even find a DH. Of course, had I expanded the rules I could have included Ted Williams (Williamstown) and Carlton Fisk (Fiskdale, a section of Sturbridge), which would have made for a much more formidable lineup.

Update: Commenter Phil noted that I left off Lou Clinton. I've updated the starting lineup and bumped two other players onto the bench and the 40-man roster.


Bench (by position)
Pos Player          Years       G    AB    R     H   HR   RBI   SB   OBP   SLG   AVG
C Tubby Spencer 1909 28 74 6 12 0 9 2 .220 .176 .162
IF Billy Gardner 1962-63 89 283 26 70 0 13 0 .283 .307 .247
IF Fred Hatfield 1950-52 109 200 32 39 3 19 1 .297 .295 .195
OF Cleo Carlyle 1927 95 278 31 65 1 28 4 .315 .345 .234
OF Roy Carlyle 1925-26 138 441 58 137 9 65 1 .341 .454 .311
This group is a whole bunch of awful. Can't hit, can't hit for power, can't run. Yet, they're better than the ones left off the active roster.

Here are the other 14 players who I left off the "active" roster, but who are also all-Massachusetts players.

Pitchers
Player          Years      W    L   ERA  SV      IP    SO
Terry Adams 2004 2 0 6.00 0 27.0 21
Bob Adams 1925 0 0 7.94 0 5.2 1
Ed Barry 1905-07 1 6 3.53 0 79.0 34
Mike Gardiner 1991-92 13 20 4.80 0 260.2 170
Josh Hancock 2002 0 1 3.68 0 7.1 6
Craig Hansen 2005-08 3 5 6.15 2 71.2 58
Sang Lee 2000 0 0 3.09 0 11.2 6
Jeff Plympton 1991 0 0 0.00 0 5.1 2
Jack Russell 1926-36 41 94 4.58 0 1215.0 202
Al Worthington 1960 0 1 7.71 0 11.2 7
Batters
Pos Player          Years       G    AB    R     H   HR   RBI   SB   OBP   SLG   AVG
OF Walter Carlisle 1908 3 10 0 1 0 0 1 .182 .100 .100
OF Garry Hancock 1978-82 121 254 26 58 4 26 0 .249 .323 .228
SS Chick Maynard 1922 12 24 1 3 0 0 0 207 .125 .125
C Lenny Webster 1999 6 14 0 0 0 1 0 .176 .000 .000
IF Ray Webster 1960 7 3 1 0 0 1 0 .200 .000 .000
Jack Barry, who was 90-62 as a player/manager for the 1917 Red Sox is the team's manager.

Hmmmm. Maybe I'll see if I can do the same thing with the other Boston teams...

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Recap of Senator Flanagan's Sterling forum

Senator Jennifer Flanagan took questions for nearly an hour and a half at the Sterling Democratic Town Committee's open forum Monday night. The discussion was lively and spirited, and touched on a wide range of topics including the aftermath of the December Ice Storm, the effect of President Obama's stimulus package, and the Transportation Reform bill (which passed the Senate yesterday) to name a few.

A couple of things stood out to me:
  • I was struck at how much the discussion has changed since the last time we had then-Representative Flanagan in Sterling for an April forum and for a June debate. At the time, most of the questions were about social issues such as gay marriage and abortion rights, minor reforms like police details, and other topics that seem almost trivial when compared to the financial crisis the state is currently facing. As best as I can recall, there were no questions about any topic except finances in Monday's entire 90 minute discussion.
  • Senator Flanagan seems to be unhappy with Governor Patrick. Although she did not explicitly say so, it was clear that she is frustrated with the Governor's budget plan, his gas tax proposal, and the hiring of Senator Marian Walsh to a lucrative post. She seems to think that the backlash to the governor's actions have made it more difficult for the legislature to get things done.
  • She said she doesn't think we'll be out of the current budget crisis until fiscal year 2012. That would mean at least two more years of difficulty like the last one.
  • She was unwilling to commit to any revenues (gas tax, local option meals taxes, etc.) until after the Senate's reform measures were passed.
  • She and the other senators and representatives don't have any specifics on the stimulus funds. She seemed to be a bit frustrated about the process and the lack of information.
There is a whole lot more. The entire forum was taped and has been posted on you tube. Here is Part 1:



Part 1: Public Utilities, Transportation
Part 2: Commuter Rail, Transportation, Pension Reform
Part 3: Pension Reform, December Ice Storm
Part 4: Local Aid, Budget Cuts
Part 5: Federal Stimulus
Part 6: Federal Stimulus, Commuter Rail, Local Option Taxes
Part 7: Budget Cuts, Transportation, Media
Part 8: Budget Cuts and Reform
Part 9: Elder Affairs

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God help us all

I fear for what this country will become in a generation when these kids are in charge:
A school administrator wants to set the record straight: There are no vampires at Boston Latin.

The headmaster of the prestigious exam school took the unusual step today of sending a notice to faculty, students, and parents saying that "rumors involving 'vampires'" had begun spreading through the building Wednesday, causing disruption and anxiety for a number of students....

Officer Eddy Chrispin, a Boston Police spokesman, said police went to the school Wednesday after hearing that some students were spreading rumors there were vampires in the school.

"I'm not sure whether [the supposed vampires] were among the student body or whether they were inhabiting the old corners and crevices of the building," he said.
I hope school counselors and riot police are on guard next month when the students learn there is no Easter Bunny.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Mass. Republicans duped by New Hampshire

Oh, those mindless contrarians that make up the Mass. GOP. They are so eager to oppose any and everything that Deval Patrick and Democrats even sniff at that they don't realize when they are being used. Case in point, their touting of a "Border Coalition" made up of New Hampshire and Massachusetts legislators who are opposed to new tolls on I-93. From the official Senate Republican Web site:
Sen. Robert L. Hedlund and Sen. Scott P. Brown were among the Massachusetts and New Hampshire legislators who gathered today on the State House steps to voice their opposition to additional tolls on Interstate 93....

“We initiated this coalition to stop a border war among the states,” said New Hampshire Rep. Frank V. Sapareto, who represents District 5 in Rockingham. Rep. Sapareto was joined by Rep. Al Baldasaro, Rep. Frank R. Emiro, Rep. Anthony DiFruscia, and Rep. Margaret Crisler. All are Republicans.

The legislators argued that tolls on Interstate 93 could also lead to toll plazas on Interstate 95, Route 3, and Route 1 in order to prevent drivers from circumventing the toll plazas.
Well that makes a lot of sense, doesn't it. Or at least it makes sense if you are in New Hampshire. Of course New Hampshire doesn't want new tolls on I-93, I-95, or route 3...because New Hampshire already has tolls on all three of those roads. Take a look at this handy map I have produced showing tolls on those three highways. I've marked the tolls with the word "TOLL" in large, Republican red letters so that our minority legislators might more easily notice:

See, unless you are heading to Hampton Beach, the Pheasant Lane Mall, the Rockingham Mall, or the Mall of New Hampshire (you know, because you're from Massachusetts you must shop in New Hampshire to save pennies in sales tax), the state of New Hampshire is already charging you tolls on the only three highways that go north out of Massachusetts.

New Hampshire doesn't want Massachusetts to put up new tolls, it wants to continue it's monopoly on border toll revenue. And New Hampshire is more than happy to let our Republican legislators carry its water.

If that wasn't mindless enough, you'll notice that our Republican senators are worried that someone might put a toll booth on route 1. Clearly, whoever wrote this release has never driven route 1 near the border, or they would have realized that it looks like this:


Yup, our Republican legislators are trying to scare you into believing that Massachusetts (or New Hampshire) is going to try to put a toll on a two-lane suburban road. Not only are they willing to do New Hampshire's bidding, but they think we're too stupid to notice.

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Saturday, March 21, 2009

The Final Straw

As flat out, bottom-of-the-barrel awful the service at the Sterling Dunkin' Donuts is--have I mentioned that the service is particularly poor?--there was still one reason to give them my business.

Then, as I ordered this morning, I was informed that they no longer carry Bavarian Kreme donuts.

They no longer have a reason to exist.

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Ed have no money

I just got this email from former senate candidate Ed O'Reilly looking to retire his campaign debts. He's broked.

oreilly


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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Senator Flanagan to attend open forum in Sterling Monday

Newly elected State Senator Jennifer Flanagan will be attending an open forum at the Butterick Municipal Building in Sterling on Monday night at 6:00. This is a great chance for anyone in the North County to meet the Senator and give her your opinion on the proposed gas tax, how we should use the stimulus funds, the aftermath of December's ice storm...you name it. Anything goes. How often do you get to share your thoughts with one of our elected representatives?

Here is the press release:
The Sterling Democratic Town Committee will host an open forum with State Senator Jennifer L. Flanagan on Monday, March 23, at 6:00 p.m. at the Butterick Municipal Building, 1 Park Street, Sterling.

Senator Flanagan will speak about the Senate's transportation reform plan and legislation she has proposed to regulate utility companies in the wake of the December ice storm.

The forum is open to the public. Citizens are invited to attend and ask questions of Flanagan, who is chairwoman of the Joint Committee on Mental Health and Substance Abuse and vice chair of the Joint Committee on Transportation.

Citizens are also encouraged to stay for the Democratic Town Committee's regular business meeting, immediately following the forum.

For more information or to get directions to the Butterick Municipal Building, visit the Sterling Democratic Town Committee on the Internet at www.sterlingdems.org.


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Monday, March 16, 2009

Run Around Lew

A couple of events scheduled for tonight caught my eye. First, from The Landmark:
The Sterling Republican Town Committee will hold a dinner meeting on Monday, March 16, at Twin Oaks Restaurant, Leominster Road/Route 12, Sterling. Social "Hour" cash bar, 6 p.m.; Dinner Buffet, 6:30 p.m., $17/person; Speaker, Rep. Lew Evangelidis, 7 p.m.; Business meeting, 8 p.m.
And from the Telegram and Gazette:
State Republican leaders are planning a “Hardship Listening Tour” for the public to voice their opinions about the proposed gas tax increase and other proposed tax, toll and fee increases.

One of the first forums will be held tomorrow at Auburn Town Hall, from 7 to 9 p.m. It is sponsored by state Reps. George N. Peterson Jr., R-Grafton; Paul K. Frost, R-Auburn; Karyn E. Polito, R-Shrewsbury; and Lewis G. Evangelidis, R-Holden.
Either the Republicans in Sterling aren't going to be getting their $17 worth, or Rep. Evangelidis won't be hearing about much hardship in Auburn. For Lew's sake, I hope the Staties don't have their speed trap up on I-190 tonight.

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Beautiful March

Seems like every post lately has been about some unpleasant bit of politics, so I thought I'd take a break and share a few photos from this month...

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Sara has been in absolutely adorable mood this morning, so I took the time to shoot a handful of pictures.

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Another from this morning.

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Lest anyone has forgotten that we suffered an historically severe ice storm three months ago, a drive through just about any part of town will show plenty of damage still to be cleaned up. This tree is in our neighbor's yard. Jackson has learned to play around it.

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Jackson helped us clean up the mess under our big catalpa tree by loading sticks into his wagon and carrying them to the wood pile.

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Jackson also helped us stack wood.

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Rosie is very happy that we have finally been able to clear the debris from under her tree.

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Now that Jackson is tall enough, he helps us get the mail.

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Finally, this is perhaps the cutest picture I've ever taken.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Lancaster's Potholes

To: Lancaster DPW
Re: Potholes

Putting three inches of new asphalt into a foot-deep pothole does not fix the problem.

Regards.

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